Dear diary,
It hadn’t been a good start of
the day. In fact, that’s putting it very lightly. Horrible is the word I was
looking for. But I haven’t been very good with words and ideas today… Thanks
to… Writer’s block.
See, I believed I was quite
proficient at what I did. Previously, writer’s block sounded like an Australian
outback factoid, a myth: distant and far from believable. Now, and again, much
like those factoids, I realise the unavoidable truth of it, its ghastly reality
and its heightened importance in my life. It’s such a shame. I allowed my story
to unfold the way it wanted to; the way that felt right. Somewhere along the
line, watching this creation of mine come to life, I made a grave error in its
nurturing.
This morning, as I typed out
“Chapter Forty-Five”, the blankness of the page glowed with overwhelming
intensity. Thinking of it as a momentary
lapse of my vision, I proceeded to type out my character’s thoughts in 14,
Times New Roman. Spoiler alert: I couldn’t. The witty and enigmatic dialogue in
my head appeared clumsy and half-hearted when typed by hand. Mildly
embarrassed, I made to change the font.
It’s downright pretentious, isn’t
it? The fact that a font can affect my state of creativity, but it does. Having
had moments like this before, panic wasn’t even in my vast peripheral vision.
Thirty-four terrible attempts at
editing the starting paragraph made me reach my damning diagnosis. I was down
with writer’s block and the cure was not something that could be bought at a
twenty-four hour pharmacy. Google presents fifty-three pages, filled with
nonchalantly chosen links, that claim to help me rid of my writer’s block. Extravagantly
hopeful words appear on three of the links I chose; the other three are about
as positive as an electron. Human nature, however, is always more attentive to
negativity, so my self-esteem is plummeting; but not with the euphoric feeling
in the stomach of a bungee jumper. My plummet is more likely to end in the
depths Tartarus.
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